The Super Bowl is coming back to Las Vegas in 2029, confirmation of which caused football fans and the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority (LVCVA) to simultaneously lose control of their bladders.
That will be Super Bowl LXIII, because if there’s anything people with brain injuries resulting from repeated head impacts understand intimately, it’s Roman Numerals. It’s Super Bowl 63. You’re welcome.
The “Big Game” will be played at Allegiant Stadium and you probably won’t be able to afford it unless you’re a Fertitta or Musk, all due respect.
The news about the Super Bowl returning to Las Vegas (it was also played here in 2024) inspired the LVCVA to whip up a hype video.
Football’s biggest game is heading back to Vegas. We’re excited to host Super Bowl LXIII in February 2029 at @AllegiantStadm. 🏈🎉#SuperBowlLXIII #SuperBowl #VegasSports pic.twitter.com/DuFLwQfutb
— Las Vegas (@Vegas) March 30, 2026
They’re so excited.
It’s a little unclear if the LVCVA understands that the Super Bowl doesn’t really add much to the town’s bottom line. The Super Bowl has always been one of the biggest weekends in Las Vegas. The Super Bowl peaks the peak, as the kids say.
Some feel like having the Super Bowl here actually pushes out gamblers because so many people from the league and media are in town, and they aren’t big gamblers. It’s sort of like EDC. They don’t drink or gamble, but we love them, anyway, mostly because of the no-bras and short-shorts thing and that’s just the dudes.
The LVCVA says the 2024 Super Bowl “welcomed more than 330,000 visitors and generated economic impact of more than $1 billion.” Or as it’s known in the business, “numbers pulled from butts.” Those folks (however many there were) would’ve come to Las Vegas during Super Bowl, anyway. And the Super Bowl has always been a big money-maker for the town. Taking credit for something that would’ve already happened is shady, and the LVCVA is always up for fudging numbers to justify their existence. They’re also the ones saying A’s games in Las Vegas will have attendance of 33,000 people per game. Don’t get us started.
Anyway, back to football!
We are not about to yuck anyone’s yum.
Las Vegas is thrilled to host Concussion Bowl again!
Our home team, the Raiders, are very excited to host whichever teams are in the Super Bowl in 2029.
That’s what our fellow youths call “shade.”
You can bet our town’s renowned sports journalists will be talking more about Super Bowl LXIII ad nauseam. It’s like when it rains in Las Vegas, the local news reporters get so excited because they have something to talk about.
And blogs have something to post about, giving the appearance of exerting effort!
Anyway, see you at Super Bowl LXIII! By that, of course, we mean, we won’t be attending, but we love the fact the Super Bowl doesn’t disrupt the town for four months like F1, so there’s that.
